What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 16:45

Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?
Goldfinger
Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
Are there any penalties for bestiality in the USA and laws prohibiting it?
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?
A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.